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This edition of SnB brought to you today…

By fiendishchef | January 28, 2010

By the number 16!!  The letter 8=====> ‘P’!! And, of course, the phrase “WON’T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDRENZZZZZZZZ???!?”

So, we started off the evening innocently enough with presenting gifts to Pumpkin and Kelly.  Pumpkin received a pumpkin hat and Kelly was the astonished recipient of a ginormous bag of delicious yarns.  She was so thrilled and appreciative and cute!  We also brought the great scarves that everyone worked so hard on for the boys.

(This is where I would be adding stupendous illustrative aids, but they are no working.  )

If you possess a faint heart, just pretend the night ended there and turn away.  What follows is only for those made of sterner stuff.  At this point in time, Vanessa burst in and regaled us with the harrowing tale of her no good, very bad day between shots and chasers.  Woohoo!  The debaucherous conversation continued the rest of the night, including but not limited to:

• broken rabbits
• teabagging giraffes
• the sex dessert menu (don’t ask)
• excessive drinking
• crushing balls in retaliation for broken hearts
• lady gaga

Etc, etc, etc.  I laughed myself silly and had a great time.  Helene wondered out loud if Smoky Bones has realized that we’ve driven them out in the middle of nowhere, pushed them out the door, and driven off in a cloud of dust.  $10 to anyone that goes to Smoky’s and gets a picture of a staff member staring forlornly at the group room with at least one tear visible.  Or, you can just pretend to be playing fake beer pong to get their hopes up and then leave.  OH SNAP!

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